Are you drinking coffee? Then please don’t tell the time. Please!

This shit actually happens ! Don’t mess !

1. I was drinking coffee with my friend in a cafe.
2. I wear watch in my right hand.( yeah I’m the odd man out).
3. I’m right handed like most people. Hence coffee in right hand.
4. I’m wearing cotton cream colored trousers.
5. There is a pretty girl at the neighboring table. Whoohoo.
6. My idiotic friend forgot his watch and his mobile. Bloody idiot. !
7. He asks me for the time.
8. Splash !!!!!!! OUCH…my D**** !!!!!
9. The girl giggles hidingly.
10. Embarrassing. Very very much !!!

The world is getting better everyday !!! Don’t weep.

We read the newspapers, and end up  coming across the crime news. But hey !!! Don’t be sad. 99% of the world is good!!! But we tend to focus on the 1% which is bad. Hence the good gets ignores or unnoticed. If it was opposite, i.e if only 1% was good, we would obviously notice that goodness in the ocean of badness. Thank, God its not like that by the way !!

 

Message to humanity ! This speech deserves some respect.

Are you drinking coffee? Then please don’t tell the time. Please!

This shit actually happens ! Don’t mess !

1. I was drinking coffee with my friend in a cafe.
2. I wear watch in my right hand.( yeah I’m the odd man out).
3. I’m right handed like most people. Hence coffee in right hand.
4. I’m wearing cotton cream colored trousers.
5. There is a pretty girl at the neighboring table. Whoohoo.
6. My idiotic friend forgot his watch and his mobile. Bloody idiot. !
7. He asks me for the time.
8. Splash !!!!!!! OUCH…my D**** !!!!!
9. The girl giggles hidingly.
10. Embarrassing. Very very much !!!

We all must have had a study phase in our lives. I’m having it now. At-least one of these 4 simply things everybody ends up doing eventually ! Its so natural !